








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1013 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 865 | 27% |
| Smokes | 943 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 748 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 648 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $306,401 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Topsu | 9 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | Ville | 8 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Leevixiex | 6 | 0.0088 |
| #4 | m1kkola | 5 | 0.0058 |
| #5 | Moti:^) | 5 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ville | 200 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | Topsu | 140 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | m1kkola | 137 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Leevixiex | 124 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | jesus8d | 119 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moti:^) | +3.73 | 75 | 65 |
| #2 | jarpez | +2.24 | 77 | 58 |
| #3 | m1kkola | +0.76 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | Topsu | +0.61 | 60 | 70 |
| #5 | Leevixiex | +0.57 | 76 | 70 |





