








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 78 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2126 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,293 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1688 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1721 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1089 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1795 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,097,693 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 248 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | jesus8d | 53% | 76 |
| #6 | jarpez | 51% | 69 |
| #7 | RUDI | 51% | 95 |
| #8 | Moti:^) | 50% | 106 |
| #9 | m1kkola | 47% | 146 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moti:^) | 30 | 0.0136 |
| #2 | m1kkola | 29 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Topsu | 25 | 0.0114 |
| #4 | Leevixiex | 11 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | jesus8d | 4 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moti:^) | +3.45 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | jarpez | +2.32 | 75 | 54 |
| #3 | m1kkola | +2.20 | 74 | 62 |
| #4 | Topsu | +0.72 | 62 | 66 |
| #5 | jesus8d | +0.45 | 78 | 56 |





