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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 307 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 145 matches | ||
| Faceit | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,250 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,753 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7594 | 37% |
| Smokes | 5564 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2845 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 4750 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $422,827 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 206 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Naiguli | 53% | 94 |
| #2 | antsase | 47% | 97 |
| #3 | Leevileipuri | 43% | 215 |
| #4 | fantti | 43% | 87 |
| #5 | jerkkola | 41% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leevileipuri | 10 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | Hevi | 5 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Firekki | 5 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | T-1 | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | antsase | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leevileipuri | 580 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | Hevi | 571 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | suti | 430 | 0.26 | 11 min |
| #4 | fantti | 309 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #5 | Naiguli | 257 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fantti | +4.91 | 75 | 72 |
| #2 | Naiguli | +1.82 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | suti | +1.00 | 69 | 61 |
| #4 | Leevileipuri | +0.07 | 45 | 70 |
| #5 | T-1 | -0.60 | 24 | 53 |





