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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 243 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 175 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Esplay | 11 matches | 1,393 | |
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,951 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3912 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3526 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1916 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2597 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $959,808 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 359 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drowzard | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | fantti | 51% | 96 |
| #3 | Naiguli | 51% | 134 |
| #4 | Leevileipuri | 46% | 259 |
| #5 | suti | 46% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leevileipuri | 8 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | suti | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | fantti | 5 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Firekki | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Naiguli | 4 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asennusvelho | 1260 | 0.32 | 37 min |
| #2 | Leevileipuri | 734 | 0.14 | 21 min |
| #3 | suti | 500 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #4 | fantti | 357 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #5 | Naiguli | 354 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fantti | +5.23 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | Naiguli | +1.70 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | Drowzard | +0.37 | 51 | 42 |
| #4 | Leevileipuri | +0.27 | 47 | 70 |
| #5 | suti | +0.01 | 69 | 61 |





