








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,812 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1667 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2190 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 722 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 2233 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $782,654 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Jarko | 42% | 24 |
| #10 | antsase | 41% | 108 |
| #11 | Firekki | 39% | 84 |
| #12 | asennusvelho | 39% | 161 |
| #13 | jerkkola | 31% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leevileipuri | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | asennusvelho | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Naiguli | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Firekki | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Hevi | 2 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | asennusvelho | 1083 | 0.32 | 31 min |
| #2 | Leevileipuri | 746 | 0.13 | 21 min |
| #3 | Hevi | 684 | 0.14 | 18 min |
| #4 | Naiguli | 437 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #5 | suti | 310 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fantti | +4.53 | 77 | 73 |
| #2 | Naiguli | +1.56 | 57 | 66 |
| #3 | suti | +0.34 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | Leevileipuri | -0.25 | 47 | 70 |
| #5 | T-1 | -0.55 | 26 | 53 |





