








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 355 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7824 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,886 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4742 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4279 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 6177 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3688 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,544,931 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jocke | 58% | 228 |
| #5 | Lotion | 57% | 115 |
| #6 | Manne | 57% | 190 |
| #7 | aaaaaaaaaaboom | 55% | 572 |
| #8 | Söderström | 55% | 319 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaaaaaaaaaboom | 38 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Söderström | 26 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | Manne | 26 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | jocke | 15 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Lotion | 13 | 0.0055 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aaaaaaaaaaboom | 1212 | 0.10 | 31 min |
| #2 | Söderström | 515 | 0.08 | 12 min |
| #3 | jocke | 344 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #4 | Manne | 266 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lotion | 240 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Palm | +2.58 | 90 | 54 |
| #2 | Kurt Caz | +2.26 | 78 | 64 |
| #3 | Haze | +0.99 | 73 | 57 |
| #4 | Söderström | +0.84 | 74 | 64 |
| #5 | aaaaaaaaaaboom | +0.72 | 81 | 65 |





