








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 15 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 55 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
940 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,748 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 317 | 18% |
| Smokes | 246 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 805 | 46% |
| Molotovs | 380 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,202 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1 message into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PR3M4X | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Der Edeldirne | 69% | 16 |
| #3 | Legolasse | 62% | 13 |
| #4 | Ba1ter | 60% | 15 |
| #5 | KingBoomer | 60% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #2 | ✪ janne | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | BWonderchild | 1 | 0.0035 |
| #4 | geno | 1 | 0.0050 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Krizzel [òÓ] | 211 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Der Edeldirne | 54 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | Wumbo patrușapte | 53 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #4 | PR3M4X | 52 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | Superfresh | 47 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ;. | +2.06 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | ✪ janne | +1.63 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | KingBoomer | +1.24 | 83 | 75 |
| #4 | Der Edeldirne | +0.45 | 58 | 69 |
| #5 | BWonderchild | +0.33 | 84 | 68 |





