








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 106 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 372 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5359 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,054 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7077 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8790 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 4607 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 5580 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,462,925 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rinn2k | 63% | 78 |
| #2 | Skizz | 62% | 47 |
| #3 | Raze | 58% | 38 |
| #4 | blessthefallfan | 56% | 64 |
| #5 | flexx | 56% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | blessthefallfan | 56% | 64 |
| #5 | flexx | 56% | 113 |
| #6 | g1n | 55% | 51 |
| #7 | sleepy nero.gtkw | 51% | 226 |
| #8 | Conor The Coyote | 47% | 304 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conor The Coyote | 44 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | sleepy nero.gtkw | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | g1n | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | flexx | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | Raze | 2 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Conor The Coyote | 484 | 0.08 | 14 min |
| #2 | blessthefallfan | 389 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #3 | flexx | 196 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | g1n | 192 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #5 | rinn2k | 164 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rinn2k | +5.51 | 85 | 67 |
| #2 | g1n | +2.30 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | sleepy nero.gtkw | +1.65 | 77 | 26 |
| #4 | blessthefallfan | +1.39 | 68 | 61 |
| #5 | snooze | +1.37 | 68 | 61 |





