








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1671 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 547 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 331 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12526 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 49,042 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 19180 | 39% |
| Smokes | 10506 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 13599 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5757 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,419,392 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2684 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Finesse Factory | 62% | 73 |
| #2 | 𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕟 | 53% | 98 |
| #3 | Stalagmite | 52% | 227 |
| #4 | Poor | 51% | 156 |
| #5 | HotBeef | 50% | 297 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕟 | 53% | 98 |
| #3 | Stalagmite | 52% | 227 |
| #4 | Poor | 51% | 156 |
| #5 | HotBeef | 50% | 297 |
| #6 | Nifie | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HotBeef | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Stalagmite | 8 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Finesse Factory | 4 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | 𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕟 | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | Poor | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HotBeef | 638 | 0.10 | 18 min |
| #2 | Poor | 492 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #3 | 𝔻𝕚𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕧𝕒𝕟 | 293 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Stalagmite | 278 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #5 | Finesse Factory | 60 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blessthefallfan | +2.37 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | Finesse Factory | +1.34 | 67 | 58 |
| #3 | HotBeef | +0.85 | 67 | 67 |
| #4 | Nifie | +0.24 | 68 | 13 |
| #5 | Poor | +0.21 | 81 | 64 |





