








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 389 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 67 matches | 1,628 | |
| Premier | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
725 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,704 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1017 | 27% |
| Smokes | 932 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1096 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 659 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $392,252 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 167 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞ Ihazpie | 78% | 9 |
| #2 | Пинкы | 73% | 11 |
| #3 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 58% | 19 |
| #4 | ♞ FistOfGod ¿•.•¿ | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | 54% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ♞ knatt | 50% | 8 |
| #7 | ♞ BubbelQ | 49% | 71 |
| #8 | hanzi | 44% | 16 |
| #9 | Kapten Röskägg | 43% | 30 |
| #10 | ♞ marängswiss | 40% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | ♞ knatt | 1 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞ BubbelQ | 203 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | 119 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 79 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kapten Röskägg | 61 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | ♞ marängswiss | 45 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пинкы | +4.30 | 77 | 68 |
| #2 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | +2.79 | 58 | 75 |
| #3 | ♞ knatt | +2.74 | 57 | 71 |
| #4 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | +1.86 | 46 | 70 |
| #5 | hanzi | +1.54 | 66 | 52 |





