








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Esplay | 71 matches | 1,600 | |
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1958 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,221 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1699 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2462 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1869 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2191 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $891,001 of utility $203 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 233 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пинкы | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | ♞ The Pope | 55% | 20 |
| #3 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 55% | 42 |
| #4 | ♞ marängswiss | 54% | 24 |
| #5 | Drakis | 50% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пинкы | +3.20 | 71 | 62 |
| #2 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | +2.83 | 63 | 72 |
| #3 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | +1.09 | 43 | 65 |
| #4 | ♞ The Pope | +0.69 | 40 | 65 |
| #5 | ♞ FistOfGod ¿•.•¿ | +0.66 | 46 | 72 |





