








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1576 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Esplay | 256 matches | 1,610 | |
| Premier | 19 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,999 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3431 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2390 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3021 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2157 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,592,954 of utility $248 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 656 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞ Ihazpie | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Пинкы | 59% | 32 |
| #3 | Larry | 53% | 15 |
| #4 | ♞ The Pope | 49% | 71 |
| #5 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | 49% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 47% | 89 |
| #9 | ♞ FistOfGod ¿•.•¿ | 47% | 62 |
| #10 | Kapten Röskägg | 44% | 134 |
| #11 | ♞ knatt | 43% | 28 |
| #12 | friGo | 35% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞ marängswiss | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | ♞ knatt | 3 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Kapten Röskägg | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 2 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | 425 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #2 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | 342 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Kapten Röskägg | 246 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #4 | ♞ marängswiss | 180 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | ♞ The Pope | 169 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Пинкы | +5.03 | 78 | 63 |
| #2 | ♔ RG' ♡ ᶫᵒᵛᵉᵧₒᵤ♡ GGDROP.COM | +3.47 | 62 | 71 |
| #3 | friGo | +2.69 | 73 | 60 |
| #4 | ♞ DiIlPALALAn | +1.88 | 47 | 68 |
| #5 | Larry | +1.88 | 54 | 68 |





