








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 212 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3228 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2534 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2518 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2016 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $526,643 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 270 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | clan-leif | 387 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | Sensei-iwnl- | 278 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Infushión | 272 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #4 | andyski-> | 106 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | Espen | 104 | 0.28 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fersk1 | +1.86 | 71 | 66 |
| #2 | andyski-> | +1.53 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | jAY | +1.49 | 79 | 71 |
| #4 | B34R | +1.37 | 80 | 64 |
| #5 | Sensei-iwnl- | +0.92 | 81 | 62 |





