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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 72 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 298 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 70 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2650 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,130 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2528 | 25% |
| Smokes | 2531 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2696 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2375 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,079,933 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 229 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 55% | 49 |
| #2 | mmmmmm | 53% | 40 |
| #3 | < blank > | 50% | 56 |
| #4 | ciganesy | 47% | 38 |
| #5 | rdg | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | rdg | 47% | 45 |
| #6 | NosKy | 43% | 109 |
| #7 | Shy | 40% | 30 |
| #8 | JolTT | 40% | 110 |
| #9 | yzora | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ciganesy | 6 | 0.0080 |
| #2 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | JolTT | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | NosKy | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | < blank > | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JolTT | 315 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | NosKy | 313 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | mmmmmm | 231 | 0.28 | 7 min |
| #4 | rdg | 188 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 153 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmmmmm | +3.44 | 81 | 77 |
| #2 | rdg | +2.53 | 60 | 75 |
| #3 | kHROMOS | +0.86 | 59 | 61 |
| #4 | JolTT | +0.04 | 54 | 60 |
| #5 | ciganesy | -0.23 | 73 | 68 |





