








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 545 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 391 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3569 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,405 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4365 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5063 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2060 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 3917 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,129,049 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rdg | 54% | 84 |
| #2 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 47% | 96 |
| #3 | Manofrows | 46% | 37 |
| #4 | yzora | 46% | 68 |
| #5 | NosKy | 45% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ciganesy | 44% | 86 |
| #7 | < blank > | 43% | 79 |
| #8 | Shy | 43% | 70 |
| #9 | kHROMOS | 40% | 110 |
| #10 | mmmmmm | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ciganesy | 9 | 0.0050 |
| #2 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | NosKy | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | rdg | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Manofrows | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NosKy | 546 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #2 | rdg | 393 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #3 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 338 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #4 | ciganesy | 322 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #5 | kHROMOS | 200 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmmmmm | +3.65 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | rdg | +1.28 | 47 | 75 |
| #3 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | +0.48 | 63 | 72 |
| #4 | JolTT | +0.45 | 54 | 63 |
| #5 | kHROMOS | +0.28 | 58 | 61 |





