








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 904 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4860 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,838 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5754 | 45% |
| Smokes | 2512 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1365 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 3207 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,067 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leo1 | 72% | 54 |
| #2 | Fuska | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | zestev | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | LUP * | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | RnN | 63% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | FakNe | 44% | 32 |
| #14 | Manofrows csgoskins | 43% | 40 |
| #15 | viado da bike | 41% | 115 |
| #16 | J𝟺𝟺𝟺 | 39% | 23 |
| #17 | yozra | 23% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RnN | 16 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | rdg | 8 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | ciganob777 | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Leo1 | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | viado da bike | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rdg | 339 | 0.24 | 9 min |
| #2 | RnN | 323 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | minion | 317 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | viado da bike | 276 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #5 | Leo1 | 238 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marco | +3.34 | 79 | 68 |
| #2 | Leo1 | +2.21 | 74 | 55 |
| #3 | RnN | +0.94 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | zestev | +0.91 | 73 | 57 |
| #5 | Fuska | +0.48 | 72 | 72 |





