








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 936 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 567 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 150 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4984 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,484 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6011 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5967 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6512 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4994 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,390,893 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 744 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Max Verstappen | 57% | 76 |
| #2 | Shy | 47% | 125 |
| #3 | ciganesy | 46% | 137 |
| #4 | < blank > | 46% | 254 |
| #5 | JolTT | 45% | 196 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ciganesy | 11 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 7 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | mmmmmm | 7 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | < blank > | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | rdg | 4 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JolTT | 705 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #2 | rdg | 674 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #3 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | 624 | 0.17 | 17 min |
| #4 | mmmmmm | 611 | 0.27 | 17 min |
| #5 | ciganesy | 511 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mmmmmm | +4.49 | 85 | 74 |
| #2 | Max Verstappen | +2.22 | 48 | 77 |
| #3 | rdg | +1.57 | 44 | 75 |
| #4 | kHROMOS | +0.83 | 63 | 58 |
| #5 | jj ruindade pura ☭ | +0.32 | 67 | 69 |





