








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 426 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 190 matches | ||
| Premier | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4682 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3300 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3549 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4177 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2805 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,369,435 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Unconventional Gamesense | 63% | 38 |
| #2 | retired and retarded | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | L0c0Paulito | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | seppo $$$ money boi | 55% | 207 |
| #5 | 4PF 夜 | 53% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | retired and retarded | 59% | 34 |
| #3 | L0c0Paulito | 59% | 63 |
| #4 | seppo $$$ money boi | 55% | 207 |
| #5 | 4PF 夜 | 53% | 78 |
| #6 | Muumi | 51% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | seppo $$$ money boi | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Muumi | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | L0c0Paulito | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | retired and retarded | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | 4PF 夜 | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4PF 夜 | 238 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #2 | Muumi | 161 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | seppo $$$ money boi | 154 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Unconventional Gamesense | 145 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #5 | L0c0Paulito | 126 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | retired and retarded | +2.25 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | Chairs Made From Human Skeletons | +2.17 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | Unconventional Gamesense | +0.48 | 87 | 53 |
| #4 | seppo $$$ money boi | -1.08 | 71 | 38 |
| #5 | Muumi | -1.61 | 46 | 46 |





