








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1036 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 363 matches | ||
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Wingman | 127 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 130 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11442 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 47,990 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8814 | 18% |
| Smokes | 10099 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 15782 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 13295 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,200,902 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 761 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .rulez | 61% | 103 |
| #2 | Swarrish. | 58% | 69 |
| #3 | dns | 58% | 88 |
| #4 | icecream.... | 55% | 60 |
| #5 | λeaveN | 52% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | icecream.... | 55% | 60 |
| #5 | λeaveN | 52% | 165 |
| #6 | BABABOOOEY | 51% | 91 |
| #7 | 5k\ Armmir. | 49% | 65 |
| #8 | sabu | 48% | 98 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .rulez | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | λeaveN | 2 | 0.0006 |
| #3 | BABABOOOEY | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | dns | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Swarrish. | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | λeaveN | 675 | 0.19 | 16 min |
| #2 | BABABOOOEY | 672 | 0.34 | 17 min |
| #3 | dns | 380 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #4 | .rulez | 326 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | sabu | 220 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .rulez | +1.48 | 78 | 82 |
| #2 | Mush Mush | +0.97 | 61 | 68 |
| #3 | λeaveN | +0.55 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | sabu | +0.32 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | Swarrish. | -0.01 | 57 | 72 |





