








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 122 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3576 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3017 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2891 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2512 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2747 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $772,073 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Paul | 43% | 171 |
| #8 | VENENO/rE/ | 42% | 89 |
| #9 | Retlaw42 | 40% | 104 |
| #10 | KingLlamaMan | 40% | 20 |
| #11 | ¢oяona | 37% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Paul | 14 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | .50AE | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Disco- | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | KingLlamaMan | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #5 | -Raggdoll | 3 | 0.0078 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | -dIRTY g2m | +3.53 | 72 | 64 |
| #2 | .50AE | +1.25 | 46 | 47 |
| #3 | Disco- | +1.06 | 60 | 39 |
| #4 | -Raggdoll | +0.65 | 56 | 57 |
| #5 | KingLlamaMan | -0.75 | 26 | 56 |





