








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 84 matches | ||
| Faceit | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1068 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2075 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1678 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 759 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 1677 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $439,311 of utility $122 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | huGmach1ne :D/ | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | AndyR | 57% | 14 |
| #3 | afr0st | 55% | 20 |
| #4 | Adriaaaan | 54% | 13 |
| #5 | #Kingy | 40% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | ArdyXX | 29% | 28 |
| #9 | W1LSON_97 | 25% | 16 |
| #10 | Wings of Redemption | 24% | 21 |
| #11 | ky1e | 22% | 9 |
| #12 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 21% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wings of Redemption | 3 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 2 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 1 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | afr0st | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Luniiks (Professional Plower) | 116 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | ♡ParadoX♡ | 91 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | afr0st | 64 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Wings of Redemption | 63 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | W1LSON_97 | 49 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | afr0st | +2.87 | 90 | 77 |
| #2 | Adriaaaan | +2.68 | 85 | 70 |
| #3 | pipes | +2.06 | 84 | 67 |
| #4 | Wings of Redemption | +1.85 | 87 | 53 |
| #5 | AndyR | +1.76 | 70 | 56 |





