








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1134 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,280 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 257 | 11% |
| Smokes | 844 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 615 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 564 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $656,907 of utility $241 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 48 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SMACK. | 56% | 54 |
| #2 | Livetlugger | 50% | 8 |
| #3 | Angry Joey | 50% | 78 |
| #4 | RalphL. | 48% | 71 |
| #5 | BQBLY ツ | 46% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Marrish | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | RalphL. | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | BQBLY ツ | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | SMACK. | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | Angry Joey | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Angry Joey | 248 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #2 | Marrish | 134 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #3 | SMACK. | 117 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #4 | MrBuene | 53 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ovi | 49 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Livetlugger | +1.57 | 72 | 70 |
| #2 | SMACK. | +0.90 | 50 | 72 |
| #3 | Angry Joey | +0.54 | 65 | 73 |
| #4 | Marrish | +0.37 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | Ovi | +0.05 | 72 | 69 |





