








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,518 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 898 | 36% |
| Smokes | 691 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 423 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 506 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $126,068 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Kronox | 75% | 4 |
| #3 | Crozer | 73% | 11 |
| #4 | Goofy | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | RoN | 67% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | JULIO | 45% | 11 |
| #11 | 0verF3ll | 44% | 9 |
| #12 | Frexs | 40% | 5 |
| #13 | passive awper | 25% | 12 |
| #14 | JukeMeistery0^ | 0% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0verF3ll | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | passive awper | 94 | 0.35 | 2 min |
| #2 | Crozer | 54 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #3 | JULIO | 50 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #4 | 0verF3ll | 32 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nobody | 29 | 0.23 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Thomas | +6.00 | 60 | 63 |
| #2 | Kronox | +3.76 | 96 | 68 |
| #3 | Billy B | +2.19 | 83 | 84 |
| #4 | Frexs | +1.92 | 86 | 51 |
| #5 | 0verF3ll | +1.37 | 78 | 53 |





