








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 146 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 69 matches | ||
| Premier | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,543 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1607 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1042 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 743 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 1151 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,768 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nopietni!? | 63% | 8 |
| #2 | o | 54% | 28 |
| #3 | doomsday | 50% | 8 |
| #4 | rol3-x | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | elyM. | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nopietni!? | 3 | 0.0197 |
| #2 | NoBeast | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | kr1x- | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NoBeast | 112 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #2 | elyM. | 108 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #3 | kr1x- | 102 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | o | 81 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | fiee | 76 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o | +2.30 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | A69 | +1.50 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | fiee | +0.80 | 76 | 73 |
| #4 | LĀCIS! | +0.67 | 75 | 71 |
| #5 | kr1x- | -0.08 | 86 | 57 |





