








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5082 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5460 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4573 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4071 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3112 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,649,061 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mark | 64% | 73 |
| #2 | A69 | 60% | 67 |
| #3 | o | 55% | 139 |
| #4 | fiee | 55% | 38 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/lil_herb__ | 55% | 76 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1x- | 21 | 0.0142 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/lil_herb__ | 8 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | A69 | 8 | 0.0056 |
| #4 | rol3-x | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #5 | mark | 4 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | o | 404 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #2 | mark | 271 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #3 | twitch.tv/lil_herb__ | 219 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | kr1x- | 211 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #5 | A69 | 204 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1x- | +1.90 | 88 | 52 |
| #2 | fiee | +1.81 | 84 | 76 |
| #3 | elyM. | +1.46 | 79 | 65 |
| #4 | o | +1.41 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | A69 | +1.40 | 77 | 67 |





