








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
845 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,636 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1368 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1090 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1122 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1056 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $208,344 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nopietni!? | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | DEST | 47% | 53 |
| #3 | doomsday | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | kr1x- | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nopietni!? | 50% | 6 |
| #2 | DEST | 47% | 53 |
| #3 | doomsday | 33% | 6 |
| #4 | kr1x- | 17% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEST | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | nopietni!? | 2 | 0.0174 |
| #3 | kr1x- | 1 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DEST | 180 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #2 | doomsday | 20 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | kr1x- | 18 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #4 | nopietni!? | 4 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kr1x- | +1.46 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | DEST | -0.01 | 70 | 55 |
| #3 | NoBeast | -0.98 | 65 | 71 |
| #4 | nopietni!? | -3.73 | 52 | 42 |
| #5 | doomsday | -4.10 | 44 | 77 |





