








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Premier | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2226 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,824 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1518 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2362 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2358 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1586 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,882 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nssi | 62% | 52 |
| #2 | blomss | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | ALX | 59% | 133 |
| #4 | e2 | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | ✪Steikki | 55% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Juluma | 50% | 133 |
| #11 | Julle | 44% | 16 |
| #12 | Stumppi | 43% | 72 |
| #13 | Riba | 35% | 55 |
| #14 | Plasticdumbo | 24% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Riba | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | ✪Steikki | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | domi | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | ALX | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Stumppi | 3 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ALX | 782 | 0.30 | 22 min |
| #2 | Juluma | 513 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | M00N1S | 363 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | domi | 224 | 0.20 | 6 min |
| #5 | Riba | 169 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | v1nssi | +4.66 | 79 | 71 |
| #2 | domi | +4.06 | 84 | 61 |
| #3 | ALX | +3.72 | 62 | 76 |
| #4 | ✪ FnM | +1.84 | 73 | 70 |
| #5 | Jamo | +0.26 | 69 | 61 |





