








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 16 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank |
|---|
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 6 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
90 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 432 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 148 | 34% |
| Smokes | 130 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 135 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 19 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $22,777 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playing With no Brain | 75% | 4 |
| #2 | skinclub lose ur house.com | 67% | 3 |
| #3 | Ratxillion | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | bogs ✓ | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Ron | 56% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Ratxillion | 57% | 14 |
| #4 | bogs ✓ | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Ron | 56% | 9 |
| #6 | get_mid | 55% | 11 |
| #7 | DoctorHawkins | 50% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bogs ✓ | 2 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bogs ✓ | 54 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #2 | get_mid | 25 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Ron | 15 | 0.07 | 0 min |
| #4 | Ratxillion | 9 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | skinclub lose ur house.com | 5 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bogs ✓ | +4.07 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | Playing With no Brain | -0.59 | 74 | 29 |
| #3 | Ron | -0.70 | 48 | 62 |
| #4 | get_mid | -0.71 | 64 | 40 |
| #5 | NoNoYes | -0.90 | 54 | 55 |





