








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 783 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 804 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8719 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,740 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9829 | 30% |
| Smokes | 9178 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 10687 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 3046 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,797,025 of utility $89 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 275 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playing With no Brain | 53% | 285 |
| #2 | bogs ✓ | 46% | 103 |
| #3 | skinclub lose ur house.com | 45% | 88 |
| #4 | Ratxillion | 44% | 94 |
| #5 | get_mid | 41% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playing With no Brain | 53% | 285 |
| #2 | bogs ✓ | 46% | 103 |
| #3 | skinclub lose ur house.com | 45% | 88 |
| #4 | Ratxillion | 44% | 94 |
| #5 | get_mid | 41% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Playing With no Brain | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | Ratxillion | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | bogs ✓ | 4 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | get_mid | 2 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bogs ✓ | 392 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #2 | Playing With no Brain | 248 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #3 | get_mid | 177 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | skinclub lose ur house.com | 77 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Ratxillion | 50 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bogs ✓ | +3.36 | 66 | 66 |
| #2 | Playing With no Brain | +0.86 | 70 | 56 |
| #3 | Ron | +0.53 | 54 | 59 |
| #4 | get_mid | -0.97 | 55 | 37 |
| #5 | skinclub lose ur house.com | -2.62 | 39 | 52 |





