








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 467 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3176 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,759 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3798 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5343 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 4189 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3429 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,549,397 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 286 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FejkMeisTeR | 52% | 236 |
| #2 | Blåbban | 47% | 229 |
| #3 | Pajala | 46% | 107 |
| #4 | Gordon klotpung | 44% | 87 |
| #5 | ES | 44% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Pajala | 46% | 107 |
| #4 | Gordon klotpung | 44% | 87 |
| #5 | ES | 44% | 78 |
| #6 | TheHaczer | 33% | 39 |
| #7 | Cpt_Grogu | 27% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FejkMeisTeR | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Blåbban | 8 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | Pajala | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Gordon klotpung | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | ES | 2 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FejkMeisTeR | 932 | 0.20 | 25 min |
| #2 | Pajala | 157 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #3 | Blåbban | 118 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #4 | Gordon klotpung | 108 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Cpt_Grogu | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gordon klotpung | +8.02 | 72 | 57 |
| #2 | FejkMeisTeR | +4.00 | 65 | 74 |
| #3 | Snusken | -0.95 | 52 | 69 |
| #4 | Blåbban | -2.37 | 35 | 41 |
| #5 | Pajala | -2.85 | 58 | 48 |





