








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 178 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Faceit | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 36 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2346 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,776 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2537 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1841 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2801 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2597 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,821 of utility $146 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | druhej účet | 68% | 25 |
| #2 | Joey | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | bananaman.b * JÄGERMEISTER | 60% | 48 |
| #4 | d3LiveRator | 59% | 78 |
| #5 | hauntry | 55% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | m1LDex | 47% | 36 |
| #11 | wnd | 47% | 87 |
| #12 | umpA | 46% | 89 |
| #13 | DoubleDouble | 41% | 22 |
| #14 | Winchesters | 39% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hauntry | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | fox | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | d3LiveRator | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | Winchesters | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | wnd | 1 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hauntry | 693 | 0.32 | 19 min |
| #2 | fox | 462 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #3 | druhej účet | 170 | 0.32 | 5 min |
| #4 | d3LiveRator | 137 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #5 | umpA | 126 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | druhej účet | +6.43 | 75 | 86 |
| #2 | d3LiveRator | +4.78 | 82 | 53 |
| #3 | hauntry | +4.25 | 76 | 83 |
| #4 | Fufna | +3.22 | 79 | 48 |
| #5 | umpA | +2.48 | 71 | 69 |





