








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 84 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3379 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,451 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3422 | 27% |
| Smokes | 3260 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2764 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3005 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $436,045 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lonny | 756 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #2 | Mr. Tojo | 150 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | deva_mari | 94 | 0.16 | 2 min |
| #4 | Strawman Harrowback | 71 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Lillemand | 65 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lonny | +4.13 | 64 | 74 |
| #2 | NoDG | +1.83 | 63 | 61 |
| #3 | Strawman Harrowback | -0.08 | 64 | 72 |
| #4 | Lillemand | -0.36 | 29 | 54 |
| #5 | deva_mari | -2.69 | 31 | 38 |





