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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 144 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1723 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,869 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1901 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2008 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2074 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 886 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $833,922 of utility $187 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 93 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rage | 5 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Kananmuna | 3 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | TIMPS | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | JnY | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Jaba | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JnY | 678 | 0.36 | 22 min |
| #2 | ♠ AnY | 229 | 0.24 | 7 min |
| #3 | Tommey | 124 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jaba | 106 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #5 | TIMPS | 98 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tommey | +5.85 | 84 | 75 |
| #2 | Jaba | +3.52 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | ♠ AnY | +2.24 | 67 | 77 |
| #4 | Rage | +1.29 | 86 | 59 |
| #5 | Chroxer | +1.24 | 77 | 72 |





