








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 574 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 170 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2821 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,117 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3805 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3098 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1866 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 3348 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $636,101 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gusbar ✪ | 75% | 20 |
| #2 | smi | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | LoneX | 63% | 59 |
| #4 | Erkki | 62% | 50 |
| #5 | tsoni | 59% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kananmuna | 7 | 0.0076 |
| #2 | JnY | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | Kantsun Kauhukilleri | 3 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | Lenni | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Turpajunkkeri 2000 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JnY | 1316 | 0.34 | 40 min |
| #2 | Lenni | 180 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #3 | Kantsun Kauhukilleri | 171 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | LoneX | 162 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | TIMPS | 132 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LoneX | +2.39 | 87 | 67 |
| #2 | ♠ AnY | +2.33 | 69 | 72 |
| #3 | niemelä | +1.89 | 90 | 66 |
| #4 | Erkki | +1.62 | 80 | 57 |
| #5 | gusbar ✪ | +0.94 | 73 | 70 |





