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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 288 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 134 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 48 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1239 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,632 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1509 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2202 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2751 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1170 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $344,315 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 63 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kenobi | 54% | 13 |
| #2 | SandalenJr | 54% | 13 |
| #3 | Heemsk e du | 44% | 41 |
| #4 | L0rd_B1aZeD | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | BjÖrK | 30% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Heemsk e du | 44% | 41 |
| #4 | L0rd_B1aZeD | 38% | 21 |
| #5 | BjÖrK | 30% | 20 |
| #6 | sIW ♿ | 14% | 22 |
| #7 | bbombadi | 0% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sIW ♿ | 5 | 0.0109 |
| #2 | Heemsk e du | 3 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | SandalenJr | 2 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | L0rd_B1aZeD | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | BjÖrK | 1 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heemsk e du | 136 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | sIW ♿ | 65 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #3 | SandalenJr | 55 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #4 | bbombadi | 29 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #5 | L0rd_B1aZeD | 20 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SandalenJr | +6.54 | 70 | 68 |
| #2 | Kenobi | +3.47 | 38 | 57 |
| #3 | Heemsk e du | +3.33 | 54 | 47 |
| #4 | sIW ♿ | -0.13 | 25 | 67 |
| #5 | L0rd_B1aZeD | -0.21 | 62 | 51 |





