








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 480 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 146 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 110 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 89 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




60 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4784 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,381 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7796 | 30% |
| Smokes | 7645 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5428 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5512 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,378,512 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 506 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torNado- | 66% | 113 |
| #2 | Lonk | 64% | 36 |
| #3 | Antz007 | 64% | 69 |
| #4 | RONIN | 63% | 41 |
| #5 | L1KEWISE! | 56% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | RONIN | 63% | 41 |
| #5 | L1KEWISE! | 56% | 85 |
| #6 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 56% | 110 |
| #7 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 56% | 220 |
| #8 | ✪ Eclipse | 53% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torNado- | 39 | 0.0191 |
| #2 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 18 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | ✪ Eclipse | 18 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Antz007 | 14 | 0.0105 |
| #5 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 7 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 516 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #2 | torNado- | 381 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #3 | ✪ Eclipse | 295 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 237 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #5 | Lonk | 134 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torNado- | +6.59 | 95 | 76 |
| #2 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | +2.86 | 73 | 63 |
| #3 | apac | +0.98 | 72 | 67 |
| #4 | Antz007 | +0.92 | 51 | 67 |
| #5 | ✪ Eclipse | +0.38 | 74 | 64 |





