








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 3 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 256 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3747 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,743 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3760 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2482 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 2911 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3590 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $663,599 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | apac | 53% | 106 |
| #7 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 53% | 40 |
| #8 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 51% | 57 |
| #9 | Lonk | 50% | 18 |
| #10 | L1KEWISE! | 41% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apac | 14 | 0.0070 |
| #2 | torNado- | 9 | 0.0191 |
| #3 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 7 | 0.0090 |
| #4 | Antz007 | 7 | 0.0130 |
| #5 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 4 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | apac | 356 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #2 | JustJames | 217 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #3 | 𝔻OG𝕄ANthe𝔹OSS | 151 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | 89 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #5 | torNado- | 68 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | torNado- | +7.58 | 97 | 73 |
| #2 | [HE]surrender-highly//explosive | +2.67 | 72 | 65 |
| #3 | ReSourCe | +2.66 | 74 | 70 |
| #4 | ✪ Eclipse | +0.47 | 71 | 64 |
| #5 | Antz007 | +0.39 | 47 | 67 |





