








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,722 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5281 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3703 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3355 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2383 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $889,626 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 481 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hnsN | 67% | 18 |
| #2 | TJ | 65% | 23 |
| #3 | jaspeЯ | 62% | 26 |
| #4 | Sepicraze | 55% | 20 |
| #5 | Snakyflower861 | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RejectedNinja | 20 | 0.0259 |
| #2 | NickH | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Rowdy | 4 | 0.0093 |
| #4 | mollyislame | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | hnsN | 3 | 0.0088 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NickH | 694 | 0.29 | 21 min |
| #2 | Sepicraze | 143 | 0.36 | 4 min |
| #3 | mollyislame | 94 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | jaspeЯ | 76 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | RejectedNinja | 73 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hnsN | +7.41 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | NickH | +4.10 | 74 | 74 |
| #3 | thrice | +2.55 | 64 | 65 |
| #4 | TJ | +1.25 | 67 | 37 |
| #5 | Sepicraze | +0.99 | 46 | 65 |





