








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 253 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Premier | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1503 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,713 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1423 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2339 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1520 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1431 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,138,251 of utility $220 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 580 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jimmy Valmer | 47% | 19 |
| #2 | jaspeЯ | 45% | 31 |
| #3 | ItsTheGreenGiant | 41% | 27 |
| #4 | thrice | 40% | 35 |
| #5 | BeholdItsGio | 38% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RejectedNinja | 11 | 0.0213 |
| #2 | thrice | 7 | 0.0098 |
| #3 | Pliski13 | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Scrappy Coco | 4 | 0.0104 |
| #5 | TJ | 3 | 0.0068 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | thrice | 207 | 0.29 | 5 min |
| #2 | pseudo | 143 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #3 | Pliski13 | 137 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | NickH | 114 | 0.27 | 3 min |
| #5 | jaspeЯ | 78 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TJ | +5.02 | 72 | 60 |
| #2 | NickH | +4.35 | 73 | 69 |
| #3 | Pliski13 | +2.41 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | thrice | +2.19 | 56 | 63 |
| #5 | Муха | +2.07 | 47 | 61 |





