








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1404 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 67 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6467 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5605 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5682 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5306 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $652,352 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2544 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Real Mwat | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | Iяish™ | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Loca | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Storm | 50% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Real Mwat | 63% | 40 |
| #2 | Iяish™ | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | Loca | 50% | 34 |
| #4 | Storm | 50% | 142 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Storm | 10 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | The Real Mwat | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Loca | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Iяish™ | 112 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #2 | Storm | 94 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #3 | Loca | 56 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | The Real Mwat | 52 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loca | +3.04 | 93 | 66 |
| #2 | DomJM | +2.02 | 78 | 71 |
| #3 | Iяish™ | +0.67 | 52 | 74 |
| #4 | Storm | -2.32 | 29 | 53 |
| #5 | The Real Mwat | -3.21 | 74 | 46 |





