








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1407 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 444 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8294 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,037 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2801 | 23% |
| Smokes | 3643 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2104 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 3489 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,040,322 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 61 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pawli ^w^ | 54% | 37 |
| #2 | DomJM | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | Mr. Blue | 50% | 40 |
| #4 | Billie | 50% | 252 |
| #5 | ⊺︎0pic乙 | 49% | 200 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Billie | 13 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | ads | 10 | 0.0090 |
| #3 | Pawli ^w^ | 9 | 0.0126 |
| #4 | ⊺︎0pic乙 | 7 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | ohvezko | 5 | 0.0049 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⊺︎0pic乙 | 772 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #2 | Billie | 321 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | Jurr | 236 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | ohvezko | 219 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | ads | 117 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Loca | +2.46 | 95 | 58 |
| #2 | Pawli ^w^ | +0.85 | 75 | 59 |
| #3 | DomJM | +0.72 | 78 | 73 |
| #4 | ⊺︎0pic乙 | +0.28 | 86 | 78 |
| #5 | ohvezko | +0.06 | 81 | 67 |





