








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 318 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2928 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,569 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1713 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1705 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2051 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2100 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $568,652 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 111 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meddon | 55% | 86 |
| #2 | DestroYar | 50% | 272 |
| #3 | xDrK | 47% | 118 |
| #4 | justelli92 | 47% | 58 |
| #5 | Andi | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | DestroYar | 50% | 272 |
| #3 | xDrK | 47% | 118 |
| #4 | justelli92 | 47% | 58 |
| #5 | Andi | 38% | 26 |
| #6 | R1Kz-_- | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DestroYar | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | xDrK | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Meddon | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | Andi | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DestroYar | 676 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | Meddon | 452 | 0.25 | 12 min |
| #3 | xDrK | 115 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #4 | justelli92 | 65 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Andi | 57 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DestroYar | +1.66 | 62 | 71 |
| #2 | Meddon | +1.30 | 75 | 76 |
| #3 | xDrK | +1.24 | 73 | 56 |
| #4 | R1Kz-_- | -0.45 | 63 | 61 |
| #5 | Andi | -0.51 | 77 | 65 |





