








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1215 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 148 matches | ||
| Premier | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 108 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5823 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,510 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4325 | 18% |
| Smokes | 6625 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8506 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 4054 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,478,230 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2145 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gonzo | 59% | 131 |
| #2 | KermitTehFroug | 57% | 93 |
| #3 | Muscle Mommmy | 56% | 52 |
| #4 | ✪ Pythius | 56% | 160 |
| #5 | kungfuhamster32 | 50% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gonzo | 35 | 0.0133 |
| #2 | ✪ Pythius | 22 | 0.0070 |
| #3 | kungfuhamster32 | 13 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | KermitTehFroug | 8 | 0.0042 |
| #5 | OpticXjr. | 8 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kungfuhamster32 | 774 | 0.20 | 17 min |
| #2 | Jonald | 689 | 0.35 | 16 min |
| #3 | ✪ Pythius | 511 | 0.16 | 14 min |
| #4 | gonzo | 278 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | KermitTehFroug | 195 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gonzo | +3.84 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | ✪ Pythius | +3.60 | 69 | 67 |
| #3 | KermitTehFroug | +2.42 | 73 | 62 |
| #4 | kubee | +1.57 | 48 | 62 |
| #5 | kungfuhamster32 | +1.43 | 53 | 51 |





