








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 796 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 25 different maps





Our logs show 60 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




138 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4602 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,915 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2217 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2980 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 4591 | 39% |
| Molotovs | 2127 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,279,168 of utility $261 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 597 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kubee | 59% | 131 |
| #2 | ✪ Pythius | 58% | 111 |
| #3 | OpticXjr. | 57% | 61 |
| #4 | KermitTehFroug | 56% | 50 |
| #5 | kungfuhamster32 | 55% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gonzo | +3.52 | 67 | 57 |
| #2 | ✪ Pythius | +3.43 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | KermitTehFroug | +1.39 | 74 | 60 |
| #4 | kungfuhamster32 | +0.93 | 49 | 53 |
| #5 | kubee | +0.92 | 47 | 63 |





