








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 64 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6957 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,945 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4895 | 19% |
| Smokes | 8296 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6739 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6015 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,219,510 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 596 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rogeR[dd] | 67% | 43 |
| #2 | slipary | 66% | 35 |
| #3 | Norbit | 63% | 35 |
| #4 | Fab | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | null | 58% | 126 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Fab | 61% | 36 |
| #5 | null | 58% | 126 |
| #6 | Insect | 56% | 301 |
| #7 | all black attire | 55% | 58 |
| #8 | Mikayle | 49% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | null | 10 | 0.0038 |
| #2 | Insect | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | slipary | 3 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | Fab | 2 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Mikayle | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Insect | 446 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | Fab | 196 | 0.27 | 4 min |
| #3 | Norbit | 193 | 0.28 | 5 min |
| #4 | all black attire | 123 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | slipary | 100 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | slipary | +2.81 | 78 | 75 |
| #2 | tony | +2.01 | 78 | 70 |
| #3 | null | +1.88 | 91 | 42 |
| #4 | Insect | +1.86 | 79 | 49 |
| #5 | Norbit | +0.87 | 73 | 64 |





