








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 715 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 452 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 33 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8143 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7686 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6333 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8677 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 9175 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,048,342 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 677 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevilStyleZ | 53% | 361 |
| #2 | Whitebeard | 44% | 75 |
| #3 | Rexidexi | 44% | 78 |
| #4 | m0kka | 35% | 60 |
| #5 | Mischol | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevilStyleZ | 53% | 361 |
| #2 | Whitebeard | 44% | 75 |
| #3 | Rexidexi | 44% | 78 |
| #4 | m0kka | 35% | 60 |
| #5 | Mischol | 31% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevilStyleZ | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Rexidexi | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Whitebeard | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | m0kka | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DevilStyleZ | 1591 | 0.22 | 43 min |
| #2 | Rexidexi | 403 | 0.25 | 9 min |
| #3 | Whitebeard | 224 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | m0kka | 150 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mischol | 46 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wallox ;. | +2.21 | 77 | 65 |
| #2 | DevilStyleZ | -0.06 | 73 | 71 |
| #3 | Rexidexi | -0.34 | 53 | 67 |
| #4 | m0kka | -0.37 | 75 | 65 |
| #5 | Whitebeard | -1.20 | 50 | 67 |





