








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 272 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 55 matches | ||
| Wingman | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1715 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,306 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1057 | 17% |
| Smokes | 2185 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 1388 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1676 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $580,559 of utility $82 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1191 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nova.GGs | 65% | 20 |
| #2 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | ♥ cherry | 49% | 71 |
| #4 | Blue Partyhat | 49% | 37 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚋0 | 48% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ⭕⃤𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚋0 | 48% | 40 |
| #6 | Kïrø-DiCaprio | 45% | 29 |
| #7 | SagesDope | 44% | 88 |
| #8 | dames ツ | 42% | 50 |
| #9 | base2 | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SagesDope | 14 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | 13 | 0.0234 |
| #3 | dames ツ | 4 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | ♥ cherry | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | ⭕⃤𝚃𝚞𝚛𝚋0 | 3 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dames ツ | 192 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #2 | SagesDope | 148 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #3 | Blue Partyhat | 114 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kïrø-DiCaprio | 112 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| #5 | base2 | 70 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✭𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖊𝖊✭ | +5.45 | 74 | 43 |
| #2 | Blue Partyhat | +5.09 | 74 | 61 |
| #3 | base2 | +4.48 | 71 | 49 |
| #4 | Kïrø-DiCaprio | +1.94 | 24 | 58 |
| #5 | SagesDope | +1.91 | 28 | 39 |





