








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3770 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,693 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 996 | 27% |
| Smokes | 936 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 721 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1040 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $745,645 of utility $65 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gremlin | 69% | 51 |
| #2 | βπππππβ | 60% | 194 |
| #3 | m0N3Y | 56% | 50 |
| #4 | KΓ―rΓΈ-DiCaprio | 51% | 103 |
| #5 | β₯ cherry | 49% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KΓ―rΓΈ-DiCaprio | 471 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #2 | βπππππβ | 403 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #3 | Blue Partyhat | 193 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #4 | κ±ΙͺΚ Ι’ΚΙͺκ°κ°Ιͺ | 132 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Gremlin | 118 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0N3Y | +12.19 | 99 | 44 |
| #2 | βπππππβ | +6.37 | 76 | 46 |
| #3 | Blue Partyhat | +5.53 | 77 | 67 |
| #4 | lilwill^GG | +3.76 | 66 | 69 |
| #5 | Gremlin | +2.31 | 50 | 60 |





