








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1768 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,868 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2829 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1861 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2196 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 1982 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,332,676 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 637 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oterfangst | 11 | 0.0082 |
| #2 | soap | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | pill råtten | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | dyktig | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | Baba G | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyktig | 367 | 0.23 | 13 min |
| #2 | soap | 310 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | ait | 279 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #4 | Baba G | 246 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #5 | pill råtten | 183 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | oterfangst | +4.92 | 94 | 70 |
| #2 | dyktig | +4.21 | 83 | 79 |
| #3 | soap | +1.94 | 63 | 64 |
| #4 | ait | +1.83 | 74 | 66 |
| #5 | Baba G | +1.44 | 63 | 72 |





