








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1100 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 236 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4983 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,043 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6196 | 41% |
| Smokes | 3184 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3219 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2444 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $911,741 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 511 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bndk (ง'̀-'́)ง | 66% | 47 |
| #2 | soap | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | ElisA^ | 60% | 30 |
| #4 | ait | 60% | 30 |
| #5 | hens0 | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Slakteren | 330 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | Happyshit! | 273 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #3 | D4rkLeSs | 185 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #4 | Sheikh Ben Redic Fy Fasan | 153 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | hens0 | 150 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dyktig | +4.86 | 84 | 82 |
| #2 | bndk (ง'̀-'́)ง | +2.81 | 76 | 53 |
| #3 | soap | +1.35 | 75 | 59 |
| #4 | ait | +0.52 | 63 | 71 |
| #5 | D4rkLeSs | +0.51 | 54 | 56 |





